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Seasonal Sales Pitch

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Robert Brewer’s Poetry Prompts

“For today’s prompt, write a pushy poem. Maybe there’s a character in the poem who’s a little pushy, or maybe the poem is about pushing buttons or pushing people to do things. Or maybe the poem itself is a little pushy. Even animals can get pushy with other animals.”

http://www.writersdigest.com/whats-new/wednesday-poetryprompts-331

Seasonal Sales Pitch

By John Yeo

Come this way, step inside,
Your life will never be the same
After you invest.
Buy the product, quickly now,
Try the sensational luxuriousness.
The demand is high,
Everyone is after a slice of this.
Buy quickly, buy now,
Before the product sells out.

 

This is the seasons special star buy
The very latest in-thing.
Just what you have always wanted
Something you can never live without.
The news has spread all over town
Celebrities are purchasing these,
Everyone who is anyone.
Buy quickly, buy now,
Before the product sells out.

 

We have just a few left over,
From the peak of the sales boom.
We want to sell everything quickly
To make some valuable room.
I will make you a very special deal
Just for this very last week,
A bargain at half the usual price.
Buy quickly, buy now,
Before the product sells out.

Copyright © Written by John Yeo ~ All rights reserved.

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4 thoughts on “Seasonal Sales Pitch

  1. Very good! These type of commercials drive me crazy and my mute button on the remote gets over-worked because of them….especially the ones when they are screaming at you as they talk! 🙂

    • Sadly true here in the UK too Jessie. No sooner the build up to Christmas is over, the January sales begin. Then the commercials for exotic continental Summer holidays start, sometimes even before Christmas Day. I’m glad you enjoyed this. Thanks again my friend. 🙂

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