WIDE-BOOTY BOMBSHELLS

MONDAY 4th JANUARY 2021 

This is a response to a Flash Fiction prompt from ‘Putting My Feet In the Dirt’, Writing Prompts hosted by ‘M’.
Which can be found by following the link below..

Prompt ~WIDE-BOOTY BOMBSHELLS

January 2021 Writing Prompts

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I had to somewhat suppress my humorous urges when I saw the way this prompt was phrased as it borders on the edges of politeness.

However following M’s fascinating aircraft theme here is my researched aviation response

 Airlander 10, is the largest aircraft in the world that also has a remarkable resemblance to a human behind, is ready to fly again, according to the company that built it. 

In the U.K. the Airlander is affectionately known as the “flying bum.”

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Here goes…

WIDE-BOOTY BOMBSHELLS

by John Yeo

Wing Commander Wolfson a man of action 

Was put in command of the flying bombshell

He was aware of the danger of distraction.

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The airship was designed to allow easy extraction 

 of the cargo from the capacious double rear-well

Wing Commander Wolfson was a man of action.

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The crew could hardly suppress their elation
Discipline was essential this reaction to quell  

There was always the danger of distraction.

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Fuelling up the airship could lead to petrification 

as the fumes and temperature began to gel

Wing Commander Wolfson was a man of action.

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Flying this monster gave him great satisfaction

He loved his personal wide-booty bombshell.

Yes, he was aware of the danger of distraction.

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A  memo from the Air Ministry caused consternation

Calling it a flying bum! A harsh, sinful, label,

Wing Commander Wolfson was a man of action

He was always aware of the danger of distraction.

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